Little Jonny was playing in the rose garden with his friend Ben?

Ben got a thorn in his finger and wept uncontrollably. johnny tried to consol him.


"Don't worry, Ben..I'll ask mum for a cup of cider to put it in, that'll fix it."


"Sob, will that, sob, work, sob sob..??"


"Well, I've heard my big sister say that every time she gets a big prick in her hand...she always puts it in cider."

Little Jonny was playing in the rose garden with his friend Ben?
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A copy'n'paste joke for the email circuit for me.





Glad there's no copyright laws on YA. Thanks for the laugh!
Reply:hahahaha
Reply:i get it johnny's sister puts it inside her! am i right?
Reply:lol.lol
Reply:Funny! 10!
Reply:lol, itz little brothers like that that make u wanna jump off a cliff (or push them off a cliff), lmao!!! he's so hilarious, though!
Reply:wOW. jOHNNY ALWAYS KNOWS WHAT TO SAY. LMBO.
Reply:hahahahahaha.....good one
Reply:oh little johnny


will he ever learn!
Reply:Johnny is in for a shock.
Reply:Very funny. More please!
Reply:lol
Reply:hahahaha thats mint lol
Reply:He he he good one ha ha