Has a bird ever pooped on you (like Bush 2 in the Rose Garden) and have you ever been stung by wasps?

My own adventures in the Great Outdoors have included both of the events described above. Also, in the Great Smokey Mountains I outran a small bear one time, and I've seen huge rattlesnakes in the woods.

Has a bird ever pooped on you (like Bush 2 in the Rose Garden) and have you ever been stung by wasps?
Yes and the sting hurt like heck. A red wasp stung me on my head when I got too near the nest.





It happened when I was a little girl and I still remember it to this day.





Also been pooped on - the shoulder. Nice aim. The poop is white and doesn't stain. Thank God for that!
Reply:Been pooped on by my ex-husbands pet bird. It pooped in my hair as I was leaving for work and of course I did not know. My friend Rachel was so kind to tell me while we were sitting at our desks. lol Damn bird! Been stung numerous times while doing yard work. I have also seen a black bear in Colorado, in my back yard. Luckily there was a fence between us because I screamed and ran (which you are not supposed to do) like a bat out of hell, must have scared him too because he ran and never saw him again. lol Looking back it was quite funny. :)
Reply:It wasn't a bird poop. It was a cherry blossom pedel. Stop believing liberial BS!
Reply:I have experienced both as well.


When I was in the Marine Corps, it seemed that whenever we were being inspected in our dress uniforms, the birds would come out and use us for taget practice. It often happened to others, if not me. I think them birds have something against those particular uniforms, because when we wore cammies 99.9% of the time, worked outside etc... no one ever got "poop bombed"





As far as the wasps, a few times. I was a mechanic, and often people would bring in cars that were parked for a while to be repaired. A while in some cases looked like years! A few times after spending a few hours tearing apart some major part of the car... SURPRISE!!! You are being chased off by wasps. I have been stung on the hand and arms. Too bad we couldn't charge extra for the stings!
Reply:I have been pooped on twice by birds (sep. occasions). I heard (don't quote me...) that getting pooped on by a bird is good luck. I have been stung by a yellow jacket and it hurt like hell.
Reply:LOL at Bush 2. Even nature has something to say about his policies.





Been attacked by angry wasps and bird poop. Worse has happened, but funny how you remember those things so well.
Reply:Actaully, my cousins and I went to the beach. we were walking around when all of a sudden i felt somthing plop on my head. i felt my head and i was like eewwww there is somthing wet on my head. and than i went home cause' that's just nasty.
Reply:I've been hiking and backpacking loads of times, but the only time I've ever been pooped on by a bird was on the Quad at my school.





I've gotten stung by bees, but not hornets. I hate bugs and flying things %26gt;.%26lt;





Sheesh, your adventures sound much more exciting than mine! ^_^''
Reply:I had a seagull poop on my shoulder on the ferry to Catalina Island.I was so mad,everyone else was feeding them.I was just sitting way back and watching the water.Bam right on my black jacket.Then I have been stung several times by wasp in my life.My Grandpaw would take and put some snuff on it for the sting...And it worked every time....
Reply:I have never pooped on but stunned by a wasp and had a swollen jaw and eyes for the sting.
Reply:ROFL
Reply:Yes, I have had both happen to me also. The wasp stings very frequently, the bird poop only once. I would love to see the Great Smokey Mountains but skip the bear meeting. We did have a bear in the city of St. Paul that my children had the displeasure of meeting in a small wooded area just off the Mississippi River here. Thought they were pulling my leg until the media here picked it up. Never let them wander to that area again. Not that they were supposed to be there in the first place. We have garter snakes here. I think they are cute. Wouldn't care for rattle snakes of any size.
Reply:yes. i was starting to go bald and a stinking pidgeon in rochester ny decided that it needed to point it out. grrrrrr.
Reply:Yes, and yes.
Reply:no but on my dad right before a wedding reception
Reply:never had a bird poop on me. but a few weeks ago while getting gas i reached for the nozzle and there was a wasp under it. so i got stung. hurt like hell. and unfortunately, i am allergic.
Reply:Yes to both questions. Unfortunately, I had a reaction to the wasp sting that required medical attention so I steer clear of any flying insects. I go camping with grandkids as often as we can in a real wilderness area on Colorado River and see all sorts of things....we feed raccoons and possum (we know we shouldn't); marvel at fawns cavorting in trees; argue whether it is a cayman or alligator sunning itself on log, etc.


Lots of snakes, too and it was real weird to watch a hawk snatch one up from the ground not three feet away from us!!!


God Bless
Reply:yes both crap stinky and stings hurt
Reply:i have been stung a great many times. i have never been pooped on but i think that if i ever get pooped on i will stoot the bird that pooped on me!!!!!!!!!!! i have seen many huge snakes and every think else you can think of in the outdoors between me riding horse and hiking to water falls yeah i dont think that i have ever seen a bear but i dont think i want to inless i have my gun!!!!!!!
Reply:Yes, and thankfully no. The bird shat on my head, and I took it as a sign that more shatting was to be had, and it was true, I got blown off, and waited all day for that asshole who never showed up. I hope birds are all over him and his stupid car, and he gets stung daily.